dildo

Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.

by UCidiot April 20, 2003

dimdoodle

1. A car with one headlight clearly dimmed and the other normal.
2. A game played in the car - when one sees a "dimdoodle" one smacks the roof of the car and yells, "DIMDOODLE OMG LOLOL" and the last to smack the roof takes off an article of clothing. Often played alongside <i>PERDIDDLE</i>. Rules vary car to car.

And suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a truck is spotted in the rearview mirror with one headlight much dampened (so to say.. less bright). Quickly the spotted yelps, "DIMDOODLE!" and smacks the roof of the car, and the others in the car respond as quickly as possible by doing the same. The last to hit the roof perhaps utters some profanity and removes an article of clothing.

by quilnico December 11, 2006

Dildo'ed

the act of having such a long dildo shoved up your ass that it pertrudes out of your nose. kind of like milk when you laugh to hard.

-Dude! You made me dildo!
-Sick man! You dildo'ed all over my apartment!
-Jim is a dildoaholic. He gets dildo'ed like 4 times a day.

by JQandErn January 3, 2008

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

Alaskan Dildo

Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.

a shit dildo, or Alaskan Dildo

by anthony wells October 20, 2008

dildo

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

by Zarathustra November 21, 2007

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007