Mary-Kate Diet 

regulated selections of intake consisting of cocaine, coffee and cigarettes.

I saw Julio smoking at Starbucks, he's on the Mary-kate diet.

Mary-Kate Diet by josh t December 28, 2005

seaweed diet 

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

seaweed diet by captain stu July 22, 2010

Twig and Berry Diet 

A male's conversion to the homosexual lifestyle.

Steve moved to San Francisco and has been on a steady twig and berry diet ever since.

Twig and Berry Diet by hound-diggity April 13, 2009

Butthole baby diet 

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2

Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.

Butthole baby diet by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015

white girl diet 

The white girl diet it is when you only drink water and can’t eat any food to lose weight because white girls are self conscious and all think they are ugly and fat

I’m going on the white girl diet

white girl diet by Kennyhunglow December 13, 2018

mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

mischa barton diet by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008

Mary-Kate Diet 

A diet wherein you don't ingest anything at all.

The Ethiopan people are on the Mary-Kate Diet.

Mary-Kate Diet by Drama_King January 24, 2008