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double-double

Two cream, two sugar in a Tim Horton's Coffee (Canada's most popular donut/coffee shop)
"I'd like a large double-double and an old fashioned plain donut please."
by Bruce McDonald April 26, 2006
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double click your mouse

by c8lin May 21, 2003
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double-decker pussies

A sexual position (FFM) where two women are stacked atop one another both doggy-style and faced in the same direction, so all the male sees from behind is two pussies atop each other, hence the "double decker" pussy.
"Man did you see that Peter North vid with Asia Carrera and Jenna Jamieson? It was fucking nothing but double-decker pussies the whole first scene!
by loosecannon November 15, 2006
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double standard

Anything which is okay for a particular group of humans to engage in but completely unacceptable if another particular group indulges in it.
A group of girls at a party scan the place for hot guys. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as ACCEPTABLE and CUTE.
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.

A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.

A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.

Double standards suck!
by Bongololona September 18, 2012
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double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.
Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.
by D-Zell June 23, 2011
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Double Puddle

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.
by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007
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Double-wrapper

A woman who's renowned sexual promiscuity instills in a man the need to "double wrap" his penis in two condoms in order to prevent the transmission of likely venereal diseases festering in the woman in question.
Guy One: Dude, you gonna hit that?

Guy Two: Yeah, but she's clearly a double-wrapper. Good thing I have plenty of condoms with me.
by Swanky Super Stud August 13, 2008
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