Cameron Dallas

Shawn Mendes's boyfriend

Shawn: *singing* Cameron Dallas is my boyfriend..ohhh...I love him so.. and you can't have him..cause he's all mine...

by Spacex December 12, 2020

Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011

Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

by outsnyder November 7, 2011

Jesuit Dallas

absolutely fucking bitches who think they’re better than everyone else. surprise, you’re just an entitled asshole with a bad perm. they’re all racist, homophobic, and/or misogynistic and think that girls find “dark humor” funny when it’s really just offensive.

Person 1: You go to Jesuit Dallas? That makes sense.

Person 2: What do you mean “makes sense”?
Person 1: Oh nothing, just your bratty entitled attitude and lack of basic personal hygiene.

by thecolourlavender September 13, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Its a blow job with a mouth full of dip.

The Doo gave Mcnasty a Sloppy Dallas today!

by XxOnlinedudexX October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020

The Dallas Collection

A very gay card game made by very gay people.

Person A: Hey did you see the new season for The Dallas Collection came out?
Person B: Who are you get out of my house and why are you peeing

by DallasHater6968420 November 6, 2020