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choontie

a term describing something tacky, cheap, or knock off. Usually mexican.
Skyler: Dude, that car has bullet holes & it looks like it's on fire!

(They both walk closer to the car)

Tom: Those are stickers man. That's so choontie.

-A mural of the virgin mary on the hood of a mini van.
-Having to open your door at the McDonald's drive-thru because your window doesn't roll down.
-Spinners on a geo.
-Cooking eggs on an iron.
-Charging your phone at a restaurant.
-Gathering all your change to buy an elote (corn on a cob) and barely having enough.
-Buying (designer) purses from that guy in the corner and telling people it's real.
-Black girls with bleach blond hair.
-Putting a dollar on your BOOST mobile plan, just to keep it on.
-Your neighbor with the bright pink jumpsuit that says BEBE on her butt with the gold jewelry and teeth.
-Washing your clothes with dishsoap.
-Gathering all the little leftover pieces of soap to make one big piece.
by EandD February 4, 2010
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choonch

noun. overall insult- can be jerk, douche, whore, slut, bitch, fag, asshole, cunt.
"dude jordan is such a lil choonch!"
"Jessica is such a choonch, you could ask her for a bj, and get one"
by sir dopeness October 7, 2011
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coon crop

A term used to describe particularly potent marijuana. It is often used along with the terms "coon high" and "nigged out".
Matt: "Let's smoke some coon crop nig!"
Brian: "I'm already way to coon high from that last joint."
Alex: "Yeah, I'm nigged out!!"
by Haglife May 13, 2010
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Urban Coon Hunt

A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.
Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."
by Seidcar October 10, 2012
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coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.
"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"
by 6-Street September 6, 2008
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coon hound

A type of American scent hound that was bred to hunt racoons (or "coons"), opossums, and bobcats that try to escape up into the trees. Foxhounds, on the other hand, chase foxes, who try to escape into their dens in the ground. There are many different breeds of coon hounds, and their appearance can vary greatly. Many "fox hunters" in the US South actually hunt with coon hounds.
My aunt in Georgia does a lot of fox hunting with her horse and her coon hounds.
by norton2012 January 26, 2013
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coon and goon

An Australian wine and cheese night. It provides an opportunity for the youth to experience the finer things in life. It usually involves copious amounts of terrible wine, mixed with ungodly amounts of Kraft cheese singles.
Oi brev. I'm feeling a bit classy tonight, how about we get the gang together for a coon and goon night?
by Goonlord August 10, 2016
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