cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete
Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm October 22, 2007
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Cry in your oatmeal.

Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.
Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.

Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.

Person 1: What?

Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!
by JWN in the LOU March 16, 2011
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cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying
by Moeriah March 26, 2020
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Kim K Cry

(noun) When a spoiled bitch who is usually beautiful cries like a horse giving birth. This cry is mostly seen in girls whom which did not get something overly extravagant and/or completely unnecessary yet it makes them bawl their eyes dry. The name originates from the celebrity Kim Kardashian whom which has the most intense crying face you'll ever lay eyes on.
Her dad got her a jetta for her birthday instead or a porsche and I swear she had the biggest Kim K cry I've ever seen.
by unicornpixisatan November 16, 2013
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best cry ever

A video that is utterly hilarious yet very saddening as it is of a elderly man who cries like a drowning chewbacca. It is from a show that originally aired on A&E called Intervention.
link:
youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Guy : Did you see the best cry ever
Girl:Yeah I almost shit my pants watching that!
Guy:you are a heartless bitch! Yeah i did too.
by asgeaw4y2qaw37y3457y4r6754 August 01, 2010
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Far Cry 3

Far Cry 3 is like Skyrim with guns
by Atretochoana May 23, 2021
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