Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 28, 2010

coochie

An oldtimer, southern word for a vagina. Popularized in songs such as "Hoochie Coochie Baby" by Muddy Waters. Considered one of the least offensive synonyms.

Hey baby, gonna lay some coochie on me?

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

coochie

The vagina of a woman.

Kristi's coochie smelled of ass because she didn't wash right.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.

Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?

by giamKS January 1, 2008

cooch cheeks

n.

Fatness on an obese woman around the cooch that look similar to butt cheeks.

That fat bitch had some cooch cheeks.

by Fat Lady McGee January 6, 2009

Afro Coochie

Refering to female genitali with enough hair to look like Don King on it.

I was gettin' some ghetto bumpin' head from a nigga bitch under a bridge until she whipped out her Afro Coochie and I saw a C stain on her panties!!

by Clint Kopp October 25, 2007

coochie war cry

1)known also as a handy, this ancient method of rousing the troops has been a native american custom from before the landing of De Soto and Armstrong. It involves the rapid paddling of the labia until Custer is surrounded.

The minutemen were ready only 50 seconds after hearing the furious spattle of the "coochie war cry." The Seneca had used it to great advantage in the French and Indian War and the militia would not let that lesson go unlearned. Betsy Ross was in no mood for an unloaded musket, so she left the armory doors wide open.

by Pantaloon January 17, 2008