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Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"
by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009
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Capri Sun

A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013.

Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
On prom night I couldn't find where to put it in so I Capri Sunned it and shoved it in the back!
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Capricorn

The baddest bitch I’ve ever met and you better be thankful for rhem.
Hey you fuck you! Capricorn:“ bitch what the fuck are you talkin about?”
by star girl0109 December 6, 2020
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Caprihorny

A play on words describing a state of feeling attracted towards those with the Zodiac sign Capricorn.
Damn, that Capricorn making me Caprihorny
by Hurm_m April 19, 2021
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Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 12, 2009
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quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.
by Adam (______) The Person January 2, 2009
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absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
by pencilfencil September 1, 2013
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