4 definitions by Adam (______) The Person

quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.

I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

by Adam (______) The Person December 30, 2009

IMDB it

A request or demand for a fact to be checked on {IMDB}.

You think Paul from {The Wonder Years} is actually {Marilyn Manson}? That's ridiculous, I'll bet you $5 if you "IMDB it", you're wrong.

by Adam (______) The Person January 3, 2009

bitch nickel

A coin that you believe is a quarter(because of it's size), but turns out to be a nickel at the worst possible time.

I got all the way to the {vending machine} and was 40 cents short cause two of the quarters I thought I grabbed turned out to be bitch nickels.

by Adam (______) The Person January 16, 2009

Defensive Shopping

Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.

"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.

by Adam (______) The Person December 17, 2008