A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
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19 Kids and Counting

an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015
were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting
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The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
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karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
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Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"
by dilflord July 18, 2023
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