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condet

Condet is a term for a girl who has a very annoying personality.In general,a condet’s will showed up to your face everyday and calling your name again and again.
Such a condet person
by Ajengpolypterus May 11, 2023
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Condom

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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Vaginal Condensation

Excess moisture in a woman's groin that occurs from sleeping caused by sweating, wet dreams and vaginal discharge. Most often happens with thicker women.
I don't sleep naked because I usually wake up with vaginal condensation.
by The_Eggos January 5, 2015
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shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
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Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
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potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
by The One and Only What December 9, 2017
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curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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