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complete dumbass

You are a complete dumbass for having to look up complete dumbass.
by casper June 15, 2004
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Compine

A word used or associated with a mentally ill person that cannot for the life of them create a coherent sentence.
"I'am sexy compine..."
by muthereffingsexyamy June 6, 2009
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complete flower

A person that, like the flower, has both parts; a hermaphrodite
Guy 1: Wow I never realized the Katie was also a guy o_0

Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower
by michicauce April 4, 2009
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Jessa Complex

Not realizing that your explicit blog could have a negative impact on the rest of your (personal and professional) life. By extension, thinking your blog is immune from society's judgements.

Named for popular Washington DC blogger Jessa Jeffries who was fired for her blog, Jessaisms, a Jessa Complex describes the habit of young, hip bloggers to post their entire lives on the web with no regard for professional consequences. This often results in a blogger being fired for the contents of their blog, otherwise known as being dooced.
I think she is developing a Jessa Complex. Her blog is getting really personal. She'd better watch out or she might get "dooced".
by Pagan Marbury June 1, 2006
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Mission Complete

1) Random comment, said when a task has been finished successfully.
A vertical pumping action is also necessary when saying this comment, bending your elbow 90 degrees upwards.
by I_am_an_Andrew July 7, 2005
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neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.
It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.
by urbanboi July 7, 2009
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madonna-whore complex

Men classify all women into one of only two categories: either evil sexual temptress, or good and pure saint; a woman has to be one or the other.
Mortimer believed that only bad girls enjoyed sex, so he felt free to despise them.
by Jomo October 30, 2003
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