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post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.
I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome
by RamRamee August 18, 2018
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opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019
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COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.
He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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mask cocking

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.
People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.
by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020
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Liquified Cocaine

Unlike the Liquid Cocaine drink/shot you get at a bar, this is actually the liquified version of pure cocaine.
Liquified Cocaine is basically the simple mixture of Cocaine and some water, mixed together very well. You can also add juices instead for extra flavour.
(It is to note that it is an illegal drug.)
Jonathan: Eyyy, Man.
Bob: Yes, Man?
Jonathan: This new Liquified Cocaine is actually really good! I've heard you can now drink it!
Bob: EYYY, MAN!
Jonathan: IT EVEN REACHES YOUR BRAIN FASTER THAN SNORTING IT!
by JustDacia March 2, 2021
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Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.
"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"
by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022
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gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009
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