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cluster fuck

a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!
by Ivan the CheezBurger eater November 18, 2012
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cluster fox

An off shoot of the term cluster fuck. It used as a derogatory term to denigrate conservatives and viewers of fox news.
Watching Bill O'Reilly go after defenseless liberals is one big cluster fox.
by Elephant Mann February 16, 2013
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clustercation

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.
The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.
by texlex61 April 20, 2011
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cluster buster

When a man pulls down his pants, dips his testicle sack in blue paint, runs at an unsuspecting victim and jumps high enought to stamp them across the forehead leaving a smear of blue carnage.
Bro, that chick was being a total va jay jay last night, so when she came out of the bathroom i totally owned her with a cluster buster. epic.
by Urban Nite. March 6, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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cluster fuck

An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.
"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."
by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006
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clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.
"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"
by a$$wipe July 20, 2006
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