Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006

causticgender

An acitic gender that gradually dissolves other genders until it is the last gender, or at least the last fully intact gender

Person A: Hi, what’s your gender?

Person 1: I’m a Causticgender
Person A: Badass man

by Treuscus July 24, 2018

tranny claus

A man dressed up as Mrs. Claus. For added effect, wear a large dildo under the dress.

Abe really pulled off the tranny claus with those prominent yarn boobies and surprise under his dress.

by TravelBaby December 16, 2011

Santos Claus

A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.

Have you ever received presents on Christmas the "Santos Claus" way?

by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013

Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

santa claus

1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.

1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
2.
3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).

by MayaEA April 26, 2006