clapped yute

someone who is dumb or annoying and you want to die, or they are very childish

ugh she is such a clapped yute

by big phazz July 11, 2019

Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.

"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"

by mezzos December 05, 2011

Clap sack

When two guys fuck someone from behind and in the front and their balls clap together when they thrust forward.

My friend and I clap sacked Steven Hawking until he died.

by RouttMeister March 15, 2018

The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.

-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!

by cocalico hero November 30, 2006

Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.

Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."

by BisonGameday October 13, 2015

Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes

Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!

by Yortisme January 26, 2010

Cock Clap

Placing one's testicles on the back of someone's head and then letting your penis drop in a clapping motion onto their forehead and possibly chin, depending on the penis.

Me: "I totally Cock-Clapped James last night!"

You: "What's a Cock Clap?"

by spankmonker420 May 11, 2010