Cancellebration

That feeling you get after a class or meeting that you weren't prepared for has been postponed.

You have to look disappointed but feel the epitome of utter glee inside knowing you will have more time to complete (and/or procrastinate) the work.

Teacher: Sorry class, the test will need to be given tomorrow because I've been busy with the divorce and night job and shit.

Student: Aww (Inside they feel true cancellebration)

by Ass Kicka May 27, 2011

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Canchan

A Canchan is a man who is well-dressed, intelligent, and able to seduce women faster than you can say his name. "Canchan" is an appropriate word for those who can fight thousands of killer whales in the Atlantic Ocean using one foot for the lives of innocent orphans, then proceeding to jump once to the depths of Canada to rip bears fur off alive to make coats for the unemployed. Canchan is always one to live by the Bro Code, and never says no to a baby eating festival.

(girl) Wow, I never thought it was possible to harpoon snakes into skyscrapers! That Derrick is quite the Canchan!
(girl) Wow, my face and perfectly rounded tits are now stained from the massive load that Canchan just blew on me! It's like permanent paint on my face!

by Jinner541 July 6, 2011

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Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

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