caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

cafader

A bottle or some sort of container you urinate in when you can't get up or are too lazy to.

John was driving across the country and in order to save time he urinated in a cafader.

by m0lk November 14, 2009

cafonitary

1. A supervisor of personnel. A cafonitary has all the responsibilities of a supervisor but is allowed none of the authority to enforce that supervision. 2. A figurehead. 3. Very Junior NCO. 4. Lance Sergeant. 5. Acting Corporal.

To a suboordinate: I'm the Cafonitary here. You will report to me...if you want...s'up to you...no pressure...

by balls104 April 21, 2008

Caffirmation

The wholehearted embrace of one's need for caffeine.

Stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.

by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010

Cafuladouche

A vehicle that is occupied by two or more douchebags.

Hey have you seen Sandy?

Yeah, she's over next to that cafuladouche.

by R. Frost October 7, 2010

Cafedor

El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.

In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.

It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.

Ay chispas, donde esta El Cafedor?

by zerobounds April 2, 2011

cafetorigym

A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.

johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?

by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011