cthuthartic

(tohool-thar-tic) Verb - satisfaction felt when sacrificing your enemies child to Cthulhu.

Go ahead son, you will find it very cthuthartic after you throw up a few times.

by meat wiggle January 22, 2014

Ctrl+c

the only keys on Buzzfeed's keyboards

wow, working for buzzfeed is so easy all i have to do is ctrl+c other sites!!

by OGPancake May 12, 2016

ctismo

A kind young sir, who enjoys intermittent fasting with large sums of sustinance, strawberries, and being the second of many children to come.

I love Ctismo

by HadeRekked March 21, 2017

Cthulhu’s Arugula

Marijuana, grass, reefer lettuce, ganja

I caught the kiddos out back puffing on the “Cthulhu’s Arugula”

by Khil3 Whalk@r November 15, 2018

ctoan

An idiotic fuckwipe.

God damn it, that ctoan's at it again.

by PLAYERLXIV February 18, 2019

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

CTFD

CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)

"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020