stoner couch

A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep

last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.

by l3roy November 8, 2007

Caught in 4K

A phrase describing someone getting caught doing/saying something shitty. Caught can also mean someone's being recorded and 4K is considered high quality, so it means you were caught doing something and it's extremely clear what you're doing

@Karen500 I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive
@Karen500 We need to limit the spread of COVID-19
@Michael69420 RT "I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive" This you?
@Karen500 I swear that's out of context
@Micheal69420 You just got caught in 4K

by Whythisword March 12, 2021

couch jerk

several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking

can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls

the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.

It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.

couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom

by malloried January 21, 2013

caught up in the moment

When one finds oneself completely focused on the here and now, where nothing needs to be added or taken away, where the moment happens and that is okay.

For a moment in time she was caught up in the moment, it was the only place she wanted to be, not thinking about the next but being absolutely content.

by Fastfire November 12, 2015

Caught a play

To have previously made arrangements in supplying a drug user with illegal drugs in exchange for money. The event of receiving notice that a person or persons have requested to have illegal drugs sold to them. The moment of notice that a drug user has shown an interest to a drug dealer that they intend to purchase illegal drugs from them.

Damn fool, I just caught a play!
I got money now that I just caught a play.

by jdizzle412 September 4, 2013

Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

by Belllybutton October 26, 2013

Coughing fever

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

by jonward34 May 11, 2009