Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

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Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.

Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.

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"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

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The act of six people simultaneously evacuating their bowels onto each other.

My friends wanted to order some food for dinner. We ended up settling for the old Six Way Chili. The whole place smelled like shit.

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It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

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When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

toilet chili by Ls3 March 28, 2008

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When a homeless person has diarrhea on the street.

Don't give that homeless guy a burrito or he will end up with a case of street chili.

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