Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025

Punching the Butcher

Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.

Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.

Amy: I'm on.

Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...

Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.

Joe: *dons latex gloves*

by The22ndCatch December 29, 2011

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

to be a butcher

1. To have a temper of half-blooded soft English-Russianman, who loves politics, law, history and society sciences. He can be agressive in a few kinds of moments, for ex. when he got a bad mark during PE lesson.
2. To do a brexit, when the action isn't connected with politics, law, history or society sciences

A: Hey, why have you done a brexit during yesterday's party?
B: Sorry, homie, I didn't find politics there?
A: To be a butcher is not a solution in this case!

by zyuryaev April 10, 2019

Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

Rolling ball of butcher knives

Someone who is sharp and all over the place; a live wire

She’s been a rolling ball of butcher knives managing this hospital of Covid patients.

by The Real Llama November 28, 2021