Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

birth

birth is a stupid thing births are mistakes

lmao im honry lol
birth

by Of'Yaxon'Ger March 16, 2021

Birthday Bash

An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.

Rob's having a surprise birthday bash for Kendall next month, and the theme is Drunk Chihuahuas!

by KonTriByuTur July 27, 2021

Bartholomous

the name of a grand divine being which soul currently resides in a styrofoam head at a school

all hail the hokly Bartholomous

by the holy lord of decapitation June 13, 2022

Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III

Timmy's pet hamster who tragically died by being sucked by a Dust Vortex, Rest In Piece forever and ever sweet prince

Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III rest in peace forever and ever sweet prince

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Baurthal

A slang term used to discriminate people fitting the description of an “obese, woke, autistic cosplayer who uses neopronouns to identify.”

“They have blue hair, they’re probably a baurthal.”

by willyfart October 17, 2023