whisper bitching

When your coworker spends most of her day complaining about everything possible, but whispers the entire time so those she is bitching about don't hear her. All anyone can hear is the whisper noises.

Hey, do you know where Sally is?
You can't hear her whisper bitching over on the next aisle?

by Zero_Sarcasm May 12, 2016

Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.

An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"

by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017

benign bitching

Venting with non-malicious intent, as to not hurt someone’s feelings.

Person 1: You are always bitching about your friends. I’m surprised you still have any!
Person 2: It’s just benign bitching. I just need to get things off my chest.

by GrillDaddyDeluxe February 3, 2018

Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018

Bitch/Bitching

The next level of shanking a person

Ooo they gonna Bitch/Bitching me

by The special Moron December 15, 2018

Bobby-Bitching

When somebody can’t handle the thought that people don’t want to constantly argue on their social media platforms. Bobby-Bitchers usually can’t accept that their opinion isn’t the only one and differences of opinion escape their grasp.

“Will you shut the fuck up? Nobody wants to listen to your Bobby-Bitching

by Don’tknow-Don’tcare December 17, 2018

Penny bitching

Ultimate continuous penny-pinching, unwilling to spend money, saving every penny

My girlfriend is always penny bitching when I want to go on a weekend trip with my friends

by Berry_ann May 27, 2019