Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon

Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.

by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018

Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head

Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot

by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018

Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.

“Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

A 10 year old with a thicc ass, specifically a male

Oof, brandon

by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017

Brandon

And absolute dick and is very cocky

Oh you know brandon yeah that dick

by Yournan123x January 12, 2019