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The Beta 

The optimal method of doing something. It's the best possible plan/decision for the given situation; a good idea. It's the move.
Smuggling drinks into the movie theater is the beta.

"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."

"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."
The Beta by dav32702 January 16, 2019
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gamma phi beta 

the best sorority, filled with gorgeous, chill girls who like to have a good time!
i cried because i didnt get a bid to gamma phi beta-the hottest sorority on campus!!
A group of the wildest, trealist people you will ever meet. They are loved because they do what they want, and the fact that they hate being tested.

If you want to be Mu-Beta, you've got to balance the lifestyle of a skoal-dippin David Allan Coe fan and that of a wanna be businessman.

And one thing is for sure: if you ask them to, Mu-Beta's will f****n DO IT!!!
Are you testing my Mu-Betaness???

I hear that Mu-Betas are the wildest on Fairview Avenue.

Watch that metal thang, Bird....I heard dem Mu-Betas in town and up to no good.
Mu-Beta by Massey Coe October 10, 2006

Phi Beta Sigma 

The strongest fraternity that exist. A brotherhood of Elite men working to help out the community and themselves.
Sally: You must be a Phi Beta Sigma

Mike: Why you say that?

Sally: Because you're too cold to be an Alpha, you're too smart to be an omega, you're to strong to be a Kappa,and too known to be an Iota.
Phi Beta Sigma by KweenShe01 June 23, 2008

zeta beta tomata 

Unofficial frat which began in 2009 at Bucknell University. Welcomes all and parties harder than any frat at any school. Basically all the fun of a frat party without any of the borderline homosexual initiation rituals.
Dude: Yo man, which, hold on .....let me stick my thumb up this pledges butt..... frat you gonna rush bro?

Non-idiot: Well since you asked I'm already in Zeta Beta Tomata, and stop licking your thumb, thats fucked up

Dude:COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!
zeta beta tomata by thebonewolf November 8, 2009

pi beta phi 

Pi Beta Phi is Fraternity for Women whose mission is to promote friendship, develop women of intellect and integrity, cultivate leadership potential and enrich the lives of members and their communities.
Pi Beta Phi Fraternity was founded at Monmouth College in Monmouth, Illinois, on April 28, 1867.

Zeta Beta Tau 

Those kids who just don't give a shit. Partying until 2am on the regular, the men of ZBT pillage the pussies of fine females and show the boys of SDSU how a fraternity is supposed to be run. Dont fuck with them, because last time someone did, we heard he no longer attends college. The gentlemen of ZBT stand for honor, we mean what we say, we do what has to be done.
Girl 1: Hey I'm getting hammered where should we party?!

Girl 2: Well you could go harder, or just hit up Zeta Beta Tau.
Zeta Beta Tau by Asian Tin Tin January 21, 2012