Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Ben/Benjamin

potato

Ben/Benjamin is from Ireland so he's basically a potato

by Salamander1432 January 12, 2022

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin

the guy with the big dick

damn that benjamins got a big dick

by jibbajabbalabba December 28, 2020

benjamin y pou

Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.

If I had a pedicure I could benjamin y pou that site

by big globeee November 11, 2021

Benjamin

Benjamin is the best guy you can meet. If you're his girlfriend, you're the luckiest girl on earth. When you ask for chocolate, he brings you chocolate, if you go in a restaurant or to the cinema, he pays for you. For others he is quiet and maybe you think he is a nerd or something. But when you get to know him, he shows you how he really is. He is funny, loving, sexy and amazing!! He has only a few friends but he can trust them, and they can trust you. If you're his girlfriend he's gonna treat you like princess, like HIS princess.

I love you Benjamin!!

by luna3006 January 4, 2017

Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches

Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024