beetle-human hybrid

A person who's genetic makeup contains the DNA of both a human and a beetle, causing them to mutate and be a general jackass

Go die you beetle-human hybrid. I hate you and so does everyone else in this room.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

beetard

Someone who is stupid. May have been derived from the word Bushtard.

Why did you do that? You are such a beetard.

by rrlb July 27, 2004

pickled beet

When rubber bands are wrapped tightly under the head of the penis. After a time, this allows blood to cause the head to turn deep red; like a beet. The feeling during ejaculation is heightened when the rubber bands are taken off.

"I just wrapped five rubber bands really, really tight on my meat popsicle! When I'm ready to cum, my pickled beet will explode after I take the rubber bands off!"

by The Broken Eyelid September 13, 2008

beneth

Usually black, with a small dick and massive gaps between his 9 teeth

Omg what a beneth!

by joelfridge December 2, 2013

Beetleborg

1. A shitty Power Rangers knockoff from the mid 90's.

2. General noun used to connotate infestation.

3. Males that attend a party, whom hadly anyone knows.

1. Heikentriscuit taped every episode of Beetleborgs, now he masturbates to them nightly.

2. Dude, I'm not getting my tent out of the barn. I haven't touched it in five years, it's DEAFINATELY infested with Beetleborgs.

3. "Teen Bean's kegger was cool, until those Beetleborgs showed up."
"Yeah, they might have been friends with Makrinos, but they were Beetleborgs all the same."

by DuneBuggy June 20, 2006

beetlejuice

similar to sweatanuts
someone whos stupid and annoying

"yo stop being such a beetlejuice"

by Leigh February 20, 2003

Beethoven

A synonym for anything you want.

"Beethoven up, this is the police."
"That shit was so Beethoven"
"Wanna go back to my place and Beethoven?"

by Kory P December 7, 2009