bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

by Lollipot July 20, 2013

Baconater

A fat bird chode of a guy usually named Brady who is an angry little elf.

Look at that little midget hitting people, he's such a baconater

by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017

baconbunny

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).

The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bacon On My Grave

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.

If I die Bacon on my grave boys!

by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018

Backing into your own stink

Making a mistake that hurts you

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink

by DocM&M September 4, 2019

Baconckler

When you have to shit and it’s uncomfortably warm coming out

Girl: “hi dan how’s it been”
Dan: “I took a baconckler in your sink”

by Nukethewhales May 12, 2020