splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

Prop Baby

A neigborhood infant, 0-24 months of age, used as a human shield while dealing with law enforcement, in an attempt to avoid arrest and/or a beating.

While speaking to da police, the female ran upstairs and grabbed a "prop baby" and came back down, telling da police, "they can't touch me cause I gots a baby!"

by Hambone212 December 22, 2010

Turbo Baby

When one yells out that he or she has a turbo and is going really fast. A racing group in the Dustball Rally. One that loves to go fast in a turbocharged car when intoxicated. A cocky racer and a shit talker.

"It's a Turbo Baby, a turbo" Andy says when driving past another fast car wanting to race after a night out at a club.

by Baraki Doc November 12, 2011

jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

overflow baby

When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.

This apprentice is so useless he must have been an overflow baby.

by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020

Government Baby

A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.

What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!

by notmakinbaby October 2, 2010