When a baby was just supposed to be cum left in a womans dirt hole, but just enough overflowed into the ham wallet to conceive a child. With most nutrients not ending up where the should have, the kid ends up lacking smarts and motivation.
by Chickenfucker98 June 23, 2020

When one yells out that he or she has a turbo and is going really fast. A racing group in the Dustball Rally. One that loves to go fast in a turbocharged car when intoxicated. A cocky racer and a shit talker.
"It's a Turbo Baby, a turbo" Andy says when driving past another fast car wanting to race after a night out at a club.
by Baraki Doc November 12, 2011

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.
by Kanghikes January 3, 2023

by whydontwechickeeforever October 16, 2019

A neigborhood infant, 0-24 months of age, used as a human shield while dealing with law enforcement, in an attempt to avoid arrest and/or a beating.
While speaking to da police, the female ran upstairs and grabbed a "prop baby" and came back down, telling da police, "they can't touch me cause I gots a baby!"
by Hambone212 December 22, 2010

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
