(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.
by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016
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Get the Blimpn mug.Some random dude on the internet who's name is Jason and also is known as Microwave Man. Any other information has been kept classified
by AnonymoElonMusk October 6, 2019
Get the BlimpSkimp mug.The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.
Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!
A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....
A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....
by Thirdpac November 17, 2020
Get the Blimpy mug.Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates
Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!
by Thirdpac November 17, 2020
Get the Blimpie mug.The guy wouldn't wear the Goodyear shirt as often as he did if he didnt eat as many Blimpie subs as he did.
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