awky mo

Abbreviation for 'Awkward moment'
Used to lighten the situations mood, make it more jokey

Girl: Happy birthday, i love you!
Boy 1: Thanks x
Boy 2: Man, that girl so wants you!
Boy 1: Dude.. That's my little sister..
Girl: Awky mo...

by biznitch:P February 9, 2012

awkys

Something really awkward that any other response would make the situation worse. A cooler and better version of awk.

"That's not even my baby dude!"

"Awkys..."

by Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 6, 2012

awks magawks

When a moment is totally awkward.

"Johnny farted during the funeral! It was totes awks magawks!"

by t1aoak August 3, 2012

awksome

An event that is both awkward and awesome at the same time.

Watching young kids and/or old people fall down the stairs is pretty awksome.

by kirupa March 6, 2013

awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

awktion

When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.

Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off

by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014