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socially awesome

Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.
Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.

No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
by Amerideutscher July 11, 2014
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bag of awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!
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Freasking Awesome

Everything having to do Awesomeness and greatness. Hence
Freasking.
That one guy "PJ" is freasking Awesome!
by Captain Turk September 7, 2011
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awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.
Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 15, 2022
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Delusion of Awesomeness

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.
Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
by Bloodchills November 2, 2009
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Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.
by jesserella December 9, 2010
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The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.
Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.
by The Bombest May 11, 2010
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