asscackle

A person who is so idiotic, and such a bitch that it makes you cackle out your ass

that one guy from the place: "3 + 2 is 37 you idiot"
that other guy from a different place: "shut the fuck up you asscackle"

by UnbrokenOnion May 12, 2023

Asshat

Somebody who sits on another person's head at any given time more than once.

My partner sits on my face during foreplay thus making them an asshat.

by missrhiiirhiii August 13, 2023

Asshatery

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023

Asshat

Asshat is another word for Asshole. It's very useful for creative insults.

Go get a life asshat.

by Samuelm890 January 6, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

assCandler

Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!

IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!

My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!

by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024

Assata

Assata is a sexy intelligent young woman.She is funny, has ass for days, and can sometimes be mean but she is actually really sweet.She is a loyal girl even tho guys always seem to look her way.If you got your self a Assata keep her forever cause she will never give up on you and loves you to death.

Aiden:hi Assata

Assata:hey

by Aniyah Wilson November 19, 2023