apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

Smack'd Apples

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.

Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!

by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 30, 2022

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 October 22, 2015