Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019

apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.

Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.

by Etcake14 September 05, 2015

apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

by casedilla2 March 15, 2010

granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 05, 2017

Apple Sense

Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is known as the 6th sense used by humanity. There are 5 main senses but there is also the hidden 6th sense (Apple Sense). What is Apple Sense? Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is something mysterious that allows you to be sensitive to your desire or need. As long as you keep on thinking about the matter constantly for at least 5 days, You will subconsciously use it. Regardless of where you are, all your senses will be heightened when it comes to your desire. This includes surfing the web, social media, and even gaming. It is not luck, it is an innate skill. As long as you constantly think about it and you act to look for answers. Apple Sense will aid you. Of course, do pray to the AppleKing for higher power help if you desire extra help.

"Oh yay, I had so much trouble over the years yet when I

consciously used the Apple Sense, I found what I desired in 10 days."

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) December 13, 2020

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules March 18, 2012

Smack'd Apples

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.

Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!

by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008