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Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.
"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"
by sue October 19, 2003
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Apple Orgy

when a bunch of Apple fags with iPhones, iPods, Macbooks, etc. get together and creme all over each-other about how awesome, trendy and well made their Apple products are.
"I just got the new Apple Tablet. It's like an iPhone only bigger! and with a bunch more megapixels and shit. I really have no idea what any of that is but I know that I just want to slobber on Steve Jobs' dick and Apple Orgy all night!"
by Grogan5149 January 27, 2010
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sliced apple

When your getting a blow job and she say's "dont cum in my mouth" right before you cum you give her a chop to the adams apple area in the throat as you continue to cum in her mouth!!!!!!
I gave that bitch a double sliced apple for dessert last night.
by mjizzzz May 18, 2007
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apple dunking

The act of placing one's testicles upon the face of another. Synonymous with "teabagging."
The space marine humiliated his in-game opponent via celebratory apple dunking.
by aghunter September 11, 2012
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Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.
Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.
by road apples September 2, 2009
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Johnny Apple Stem

When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010
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Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010
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