Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

slut apocalypse

A world overrun by sluts.

Jenny McCarthy is the leader of the slut apocalypse.

by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018

Singh Apocrypha

A collection of texts of dubious origin, dated to ancient Greek civilization. Initially believed to be holy texts, they were later found to in fact be a collection of trivia questions and (often incorrect) answers.

The provenance of that document is as dubious as the Singh Apocrypha.

by ba66e77 July 16, 2019

AI Apocalypse

The event that will happen when all of the robots in the world decide to end all life on Earth.

Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 2, 2019

para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.

Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

Prime Apocalypse

Prime Apocalypse is pretty much how the world is gonna end.

Prime Apocalypse

by Eren Yeeter December 2, 2020

Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.

Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021