anal rapist

A combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from Arrested development - series 2.

Here, I'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around New York!

by Asylum seeker March 15, 2007

Anal Blues

anal problems, after anal sex, such as diarrea, anal loseness, and farts.

Man, I had anal sex, last night, and I have the anal blues.

by Kevin James November 10, 2006

anal plumber

another lovely name for a male homo.

call the anal plumber! the gerbils are missing!

by the lil' general February 18, 2006

analarchist

One who believes in analarchy.
A homosexual or heterosexual man who loves to butt-fuck.

Heterosexual man:I love being an analarchist, don't you?

Homosexual:Yup, i sure do like to fuck a good ass-hole.

by Jimmydick. November 4, 2007

anal beastie

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Pop anal

When your dogs anal glands excrete leaving a terrible stench.

"Guys! Ruger just popped anal and it smells like bigfoot's dick!" Heather: "Stop guys it's 2012 and its normal for dogs to pop anal, smh idiots..."

by bRi>htr January 6, 2012