Nicki inches

Nicki inches worth a stack on it

This means that your hair is to the end of your legs

I got my hair done and I got the nicki inches l

by @Theenickistan June 27, 2022

2 inches

The length of an Asian person’s eye

Look at Xiao Ming’s 2 inches

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.

I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch

by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

30 inch bussdown

on a girl 13-15 birthday they get dick down by 30 inches . it’s a must and almost every female does it, if they don’t they must partake in a few months after their birthday . If they dont they get liver failure and die or suffer consequences.

“omg I just got my 30 inch bussdown for my birthday!”
“girl did it hurt? How did it feel?!”

by splizzout June 3, 2023

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023