Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

Absolute boy™️

A guy that is so hot you can't deal. Like, so handsome he is the pinnacle of beauty.

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"

by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

Absofreakinglutely

Meaning "absolutely!" but more intense.

"Are Devin and Kris best friends?" "Yes! Absofreakinglutely!"

by Krisjayx May 4, 2018

Absolution

Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds

Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.

by geoxd657 April 13, 2018

absolute naughton

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

by Naughtopus June 11, 2018

absoefinlutely

ab·so·efin·lute (adj) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞ot
ab·so·efin·lute·ly (adv) ˈabsō-efin-lo͞otlē

Beyond total agreement, when you know you know it's true, right and proper.

Guns don't kill, people kill and you know that's the absoefinlute truth.
When my boy spits and lays down those proper tracks it's absoefinlutely tight, baby!

by malibuselfies June 14, 2018