asian parents

a strict, nosey, noisy, child-controlling and dangerous parents that has issue controlling their feelings, cant control their feelings and gets mad easily, some of them are abusive, or weird, or annoying, or noisy, some of them doesnt know limerence and happiness, some of them are nerdy who says that math is fun, they all are kind of lemarence
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times

H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head

I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell

y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!

why is there a 1500 characters limit??

by imakeweirddefinitions April 3, 2023

Asian-niffic

asian-nif-fic; noun; means an asian that look or acts terrific!

Such as: Wendy Wu, Jet Lee, Jackie Chan, and Terrin Liwag.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: Yeah! She looked so asian-niffic!

by black&&yellow August 10, 2009

Asian moment

An event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an Asian moment when I saw Bruce Lee breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop32 May 17, 2011

asian izzy

a girl with Thai parents and is a major slut

Hey did you hear about that Asian Izzy and her new boyfreind

by Defo10/10 August 24, 2016

Asian-Fuck

Annoying Asian person that get 100% in all their maths tests, making all the white people look like dumb-fucks.

White person: I hate all these Asian-fucks.
Asian-fuck: Why you say that. I am a smarter then you is.
White person: Then who was the first president of the US.
Asian-fuck: Shut-up. I must do my homework.

by caldak17 June 12, 2018

Asian Express

A person of mixed race having heritages of multiple cultures from the Asian continent.

Incel: I have a fetish for Asian Expresses.

by Bororus June 13, 2018

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007