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One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.
As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.
by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023
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cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.
"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT
by bolivari July 28, 2023
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Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.
Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"
by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024
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Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.
That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git
by Kill_crazy March 7, 2024
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SK_Artemis

by SK_Artemis March 12, 2024
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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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VW Arteon

A frekin' awesome fastback/hatchback made by Volkswagen from 2017 to 2024. It combined the efficiency of a 320 h.p inline-4 engine, the thrill of a turbocharger, the stability of an all wheel drive, the spaciousness of a hatchback, and the looks of a mean machine all into one vehicle. It also included luxury components such as full RGB interior

lighting, frameless windows, the option for a moon-roof, and a flip out reverse camera that comes out underneath the VW emblem. Designed to be used on the Autobahn in mind, having ultra buffering active chassis suspension for 15-variable levels of shock dampening and chassis roll. Also, this car has amongst the least body roll of any sedan on the market. Main competitor was the Kia Stinger, which offers higher engine specs, but less comfort then the Arteon. Can easily fit 20 bags of dirt in the hatch WITHOUT lowering the seats for more cargo room. Completely worth the purchase if you can find one used. Truely amongst Volkswagen's greatest works of ARTeon.
I just saw a VW Arteon cruise down the road. I might just get one now 😃.
by Metese! April 5, 2025
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