drunk as an ape

to be completley drunk that you walk on all fours

an last night after 28 beers i was drunk as an ape

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

Bernie the ape

Bernie Sanders speaks like an ape. He can only form very little sentences. Examples of this will be given in the box below. He is also dumb as an ape. Very stupid.

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Why do you discriminate against white women Bernie?

Bernie the ape: Me like black women. Me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: That still doesn't anwser the question. Now, why do you discriminate against white women?

Bernie the ape: Me already told Mr. Italian senator, me like black women, me hate white women.

Ted Cruz: Do you know you talk like an ape, Bernie?

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with

A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.

God nicole i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with. You don't have to be such a bitch

by Haley ann January 14, 2008

burrito ape

Mexican, illegal alien, wetback, taco chimp, beaner, spic, greaser, greaseball, cholo, bean muncher

All the graffiti showing up in the neighborhood are the work of those stinking burrito apes.

by Aztlan Buster February 20, 2009

Go Ape-shit on You

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

by Tjoppie August 28, 2015