Alaric

Positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. Any attempt to be better than "Alaric" is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circumstance, field, or reason.
Alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
Alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

May also be used as an adjective

1) OMG Its ALARIC!!! *Head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) Thats is so Alaric. That is to say TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

by Rickles likes tickles November 10, 2009

Alam na

To hint at a common (usually inappropriate) connotation/consequence of a given statement.

I'm all alone in the house, and it's getting really warm.

ALAM NA.

by twinhearts April 8, 2011

fire alarming

Misuse of a safety mechanism, like a fire alarm, danger hotlines or report buttons on a website, to censor speech without regard to the intent of the safety mechanism.

A type of rulebombing.

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Fire alarming is a problem, because it:

(a) disrespects actual instances of dangerous events the mechanism is designed to prevent, and
(b) causes people who have to monitor uses of that safety mechanism to show skepticism to future uses of that safety mechanism, since the number of serious instances are diluted.

I posted a video critical of this girl's ideology on YouTube, but now all of her supporters are fire alarming me.

by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

alambakuthe

Alambakuthe, eeeehhhh
A weird animation created by some guy named felix

Dude have you seen that alambakuthe video? so weird

by penis-master-90000 November 24, 2019

Alara

She is cute, funny, smart. But she is crazy also, she is a boss at stalking and if you notice her she will copy the things you do and say you are the stalker. But overall she’s harmless and she’s pretty chill. She would make a great girlfriend, but a possible murderous ex

Guy 1: hey is it true you were stalking Alara?

Guy 2: No she was following me around all day you have to believe me!

by Wolf907 January 31, 2020

Alamogordo

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

Alamoghetto

Local name for Alamogordo, New Mexico... dustbowl of a wasteland. Empty buildings galore. So ghetto, wrecked cars just seem to fit in.

"Dude you live in Alamoghetto?"
"Yeah bro, it's basically dirt and tumbleweeds."

by starsmile85 March 7, 2011