Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.

"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"

by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009

Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.

"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."

by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011

Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.

"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."

by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018

phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.

This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.

by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015