now here's the thing 

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

now here's the thing by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

Not feeling the unicorn. 

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

Not feeling the unicorn. by Much ado December 2, 2016

There's nothing on the internet 

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

There's nothing on the internet by LoneTree April 24, 2017

we need to get on the payload 

something my team never does

GUYS WE NEED TO GET ON THE PAYLOAD

we need to get on the payload by The Golden October 4, 2017

Nail my feet to the floor 

Nail my feet to the floor... is a statement of intent. A commitment to "stay" when one's response might be to "leave."

(Lyrics by Amie Rankin) I hear the call of an open road, telling me it's time to go, oh please, nail my feet to the floor.

Nail my feet to the floor by AR2018 January 4, 2018

Nashville School of the Arts 

hell. but fun. filled with tons of depressed art kids who cry in class a lot. an old orphanage/sleep away school turned into a school. has a lot of cockroaches and building surrounding it where kids go to smoke

fuck, bless your heart man. you go to Nashville School of the Arts? dayum

Nashville School of the Arts by Charlie’schickens2819 September 4, 2018

No flicking the bean February 

The female form of no nut Novemeber in which the female cannot get off. This is to show the will power and strength of a woman. There are rules:
Female may not masturbate in any form including but not limited to fingers, toys, shower heads etc...
Female must not cum or orgasm in any way.
Female may become aroused however, must show her strength and will power by not giving in.

Erotic dreams are allowed however must not be acted upon.
If involved it is the partners role to try to arouse the female to tempt her.
Upon successfully completing this task the female should participate in munch it March in which the female receives copious amounts of oral sex.

Paul: Girl I want to feel you quiver as I kiss my way up your thighs
An anonymous female: No way player Im participating in no flicking the bean February , but when I make it munch it March your my bitch... bring chapstick

No flicking the bean February by Paula Phelps November 8, 2018