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Hey pussy 

An endearing term one screams at a friend from a long distance to make him or her laugh(traditionally, taking them by surprise). The Hey pussy act was first performed by former MLB third baseman for the Detroit Tigers, while yelling it out the car window at a friend jogging(Marty had is young son and nephews in the car at the time).

The Hey Pussy(pronounced hey poossseeee) has recently gained traction, and now is frequently used around Southern California as a way to embarrass/make friends laugh from afar. The endearing insult can be applied/received by either sex.
2 men a car:

Man 1: hey there’s Gavin walking with a couple coworkers on his way to Starbucks for lunch

Man 2: we should Hey Pussy him

(Window rolls down)

Man 1: Hey Poossseeee

(Laughter ensues within the confines of the vehicle, and a confused and startled friend chuckles after realizing he got Hey Pussy’d)
Hey pussy by Dave Albritton February 21, 2021
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cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

dangerous pussy 

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married
I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.
dangerous pussy by Siredd November 11, 2017

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

Kissy Pussy 

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.
Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.
Kissy Pussy by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

itchy pussy 

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.
That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.
itchy pussy by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016