petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

do one dickhead

its ma crews slang it means fuck off quick b4 i jump ya aight!

oi do 1 dikhead ! shit hot lyk!

by Lol June 29, 2004

two girls one cup

Like the video from "The Ring" but you die a worse death...

If you watch two girls one cup, before you die, you see...their rings!

by BenM666 January 9, 2009

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

snake it down one's leg

When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.

Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.

by PeaceLover July 21, 2008

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016

rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022