John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!

Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!

by Abstract Sounds September 04, 2022

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John Rosado Anderson

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.

God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,

by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023

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Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.

Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.

by CaptainWannaB October 06, 2023

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john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

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John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.

John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.

by Soup and Stewart November 23, 2021

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