by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
by dgffgdfgdfgdfgfd June 15, 2022
The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
by Melkywey November 22, 2021
John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
by JFSCHG April 14, 2022
The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
A misunderstood man.
He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
Hey, can you tell me about John?
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
by sheluvsjohn March 20, 2023